03 December 2008
Alex Gerrard and Bestie at La Vina
Congrats for learning how to match your bag and shoes in less than 24 hours. Truly a giant feat for you. That coat, on the other hand, needs to be burned. It doesn't even deserve to be taken to a second-hand shop. No one should ever have to resort to that type of fashion disaster. It's like a wookie got strangled by that leather waistband and had no other choice but to keep Alex warm for the evening. Horrifying.
P.S. Your friend Kelley is a total nutter... see below.
pictures via WAGs International