30 May 2009

Cristiano Masters the Man Tan

So even though the football season has officially ended today, some footballers have already begun their holidays. And who better to start off the season of being shirtless and wearing tiny, little swim trunks than Cristiano Ronaldo. He's in Porto Cervo, Sardinia soaking up some rays and chatting up any bird that moves.

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Coleen and Wayne Do Dinner at Nobu in London

So Coleen looks alright, I suppose. Her dress isn't the most flattering thing in the world, but she's pregnant and still wearing 4-inch high Louboutins, so I'll cut her some slack. Wayne though, you don't have an excuse. Lose the trainers and invest in a sport coat and some slacks.

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Carly Zucker's Hen Party: Viva Las Vegas

She's cute and all, but seriously, that posture? To be a budding bride you're going to need to be able to sit/stand up straight. At least she's no longer at that scary see-your-bones thinness.

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28 May 2009

Coleen Returns from Rome

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Chelsea Train Ahead of FA Cup Final

Does anyone else think that JT's spiky hair is getting a little dodgy and out of control? Yeah, I thought so as well.

JT's still isn't as bad as Malouda's.

What is that!?

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Philadelphia Union to Name Manager

And it's going to be Peter Nowak.

The former Polish football player has formerly coached D.C. United and the United States Olympic Team that traveled to Beijing in 2008.

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Frank Lampard with Princess Eugenie at Stamford Bridge

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Wedding Bells: Fernando Torres Marries Olalla

There are too many rumors floating around to make a valid article of this event, but check it all out at Kickette.

Becks Busted with iPhone

I hope Motorola don't find out. He doesn't seem concerned...

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