Monday Mmmmm: Yohan Mollo for AS Monaco

Oh hello there. Wait, you're how old? 19! I feel dirty...



pictures via HABs Offside

Monday Mmmmm: Mirko Vucinic's Risqué Goal Celebration

Monday Mmmmm: Yoann Gourcuff

As featured on Kickette this morning, it seems that Mr. Gourcuff doesn’t mind being a bit exposed. If only all footballers felt this freedom to strip down to their tightie-whities, or I guess tightie-blackies in Yoann’s case. With all the drama of Monday mornings, this definitely made my day.



P.S. Love how they take the mostly naked jogging and turn it down to Baywatch-like slow motion in order to truly enhance and enjoy the bouncing bulge flexing thigh muscles.

picture and video via kickette

Monday Mmmmm: Babel Bouncing Along

I thought I'd start the morning on a lighter note.

Monday Mmmmm: Rain = Clingyness

picture via Kickette/kazz

Monday Mmmmm: David Beckham 2009 Calendar Shots Leaked!

Monday Mmmmm: Piotr Trochowski

This German international was born in Poland (come on now, look at the name, DUH!) and plays for Hamburger SV in the Bundesliga. Unfortunately he has a WAG, but how do you say “not cute” in German? (Nicht nett! Thank you Babelfish.) He is 24 and is looking like a lovely specimen with those absolutely adorable dimples. Alas, he is only 5’6.5” and if I can’t wear heels with my footballer, then there’s really no point. Damn.



Link: Piotr Trochowski's Wikipedia Profile (doesn't mention his ugly girlfriend so maybe there's hope for those of you under 5'!)

Monday Mmmmm: UEFA Award Winners

Are these awards for best players or best LOOKING players?

Personal Note: Manchester United may have won the Champions League last season, but Chelsea TOTALLY outnumbered them at this particular award ceremony. Just something I noticed.

picture via Kickette