Kai Rooney: Posh and Privileged

His last name is Rooney and he's actually adorable, a genetic advancement that I solely credit to Coleen.


Plus, he has a Bentley car seat. A BENTLEY CAR SEAT. It probably costs more than all the furniture in my flat combined. Seriously.

Lastly, but definitely not least, his passport has more stamps in it than most of the world and he only turns two on November 2nd. What the hell...

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WAG Spotting: Sheree Murphy's Farewell Do

She's off to live in Australia with Harry and the family. Of course, get together brought out the likes of northwest WAGs and soap stars. Noteworthy mention... Alex Gerrard's shoes are freaking amazing.


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Coleen Rooney Flaunts Little Kai

Not only is he attending games, but she's also taken to posting photos of him on her Twitter account. Thank the lord for social networking...


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Coleen Rooney Looks Lovely in White at United Awards

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Coleen Rooney Attends Match with Family and Friends

She's looking a little Jolly-Striped-Giant in those platform heels. Hope she didn't have to climb any stairs...


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Highs and Lows: Coleen Rooney's Outfit Selections

HIGH POINT: Winning in white at the Kylie concert...


LOW POINT: A joke of a jumper at a kid's party with Kai.


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Coleen's Bikini Body in Barbados

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Rooney Tarts Attending Aintree

Jenny Thompson, 22, and Helen Wood, 23 have gotten VIP tickets to attend the Liverpool horse-racing event this year, despite Coleen Rooney's annual presence. Thankfully, Mrs. Rooney won't be handing out the award for best-dressed this year, so the prostitutes might actually have a chance.



A friend of the two girls stated about them wanting to head to Aintree, "They're not looking for confrontation. They just love horses." Well that and shameless publicity...

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Coleen Rooney's Teeny-Weeny Yellow Striped Bikini

Coleen is in Barbados with her mum, brother, and little Kai. It's thoroughly enjoyable that now that she's left the country it's been in the mid-upper 50's and sunny. God obviously enjoys a Coleen-free UK...



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Coleen Rooney Puts Boots in Boot of her Bentley

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Footballers and WAGs Attend Usher Concert

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Coleen Rooney Shops and Struggles with Rover

I bet she had to jump to reach it at first. Would have loved to witness that.


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Coleen Rooney's New Littlewoods Collection

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Coleen Lunches with Parents and Kai in Liverpool

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