Testy Cescy is Single, But Shouldn't Be Looking

He was with his girlfriend, Carla, for three years. Rebounding might be in the cards. But I wouldn't hold your breath eager readers. Not only will you be competing for his attentions against thousands of female fans, but also his football career. My assumption is that he's going to take time to focus on his game. His career is hotting up and if he were smart, he'd use this time to master his craft.

Alas, he is a footballer... drinks, anyone?


pictures via The Sun, Ballerazzi and Kickette

Footballers at the Basketball in London

pictures via Warren Little/Julian Finney/Getty Images Europe/zimbio and dailymail

Arsenal Players Grab a Kip on the Plane to Newcastle

These are the gems that make footballers on twitter so bloody brilliant.



pictures via cesc fabregas' yfrog

Balcony Boffing: Cesc Fabregas on Holiday in Italy

That may be his girlfriend, Carla, but I feel dirty looking at these. Needless to say, I had to share.


I take more issue with the fact that Carla's surname is, Cutie. Really? That's lame. But also ironic, seeing that she's not really all the good looking. So by lame, I mean comedically brilliant.


pictures via google images

Spain Boys Looking Lovely (with or without clothes)

pictures via Kickette (twice)

Facial Hair Fallacy: The World Cup Paedo Beards

Xabi's isn't quite there yet, but give it a few a day or two of growth, and he'll have it.


Yeah it itches Daniele, doesn't it?


Iker had more of a porn star mustache.

But then he shaved it and Pepe Reina thought he was much more snuggley that way.


pictures via zimbio, daylife, and Kickette

Cesc Fabregas at Port Aventura

Señor Fabregas was at Port Adventura celebrating their 15th Anniversary. Are you nibbling from the cake, Cescy?!




pictures via daylife

Pique Launches Attack on Fabregas

What did you think I meant?

picture via The Six Yard Box

Cesc Fabregas Two-Ways

This is the two ways that I love my footballers most. Suit or shirtless. There is naked, but that's rare and basically imaginary.



pictures via daylife and Kickette

Cesc Fabregas for Nike (and Arsenal)

pictures via getty images

Arsenal Lads Celebrate Winning Emirates Cup

You're right, that's reason to celebrate. Winning your OWN tournament. Whoopty-freakin-doo.




Bendtner even managed to pull.


pictures via dailymail

New Pepsi Ad: Spot the Ballers

Lampsy even has a speaking line... mmmmmmmm!



video found via Kickette on Twitter

WTF Moment: USA Beat Spain 2-0

I'm sure there was much money lost on this Confederations Cup match. Who could have expected that the EURO winners would lose to the country with probably the least amount of footie interest. Kind of a slap in the face, ay? Ouch.

Jozy Altidore and Clint Dempsey were the scorers for the United States. And now I shall give you some pictures from the match (snarky comments included, of course):

Both teams had some very attractive players...



The U.S. players were ecstatic after the win. There was much hugging and even some straddling...




The Spainards, on the other hand, were very sad. So very sad...



pictures via zimbio