Rules of Engagement: Lampard and Bleakley

It's finally happened. It may have been inevitable, but that doesn't make it any easier.


Toofer, you are one lucky git.


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Wedding Bells: Wesley Sneijder and Yolanthe

He wore an obnoxious, shiny blue suit circa 1972 and she wore a Maria Karin gown. There was a releasing of doves and a carriage ride through Castelnuovo Berardenga, near Siena. Let's just say the cheese factor was of the charts.

Even Wesley's son, Jessey, had a matching atrocious suit. (Should be considered child abuse.)



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Sol Campbell Weds Girlfriend, Fiona

The happy couple were glad to pose blissfully for the cameras upon exiting St Andrew’s Church in Corbridge, Northumberland. Rio Ferdinand and wife, Rebecca were in attendance. Why hello, Rio. You are looking exceedingly dapper in that beige get up of yours. Lovely, just lovely.


Former Arsenal teammate, Ashley Cole also showed up. It was reported that while entering the church, Ashley was booed. (This season is going to be interesting...)


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Manchester United WAGs at John O'Shea's Wedding

Coleen Rooney was in attendance, along with Leanne Wassall and Wes Brown.




Darren Fletcher also got married, sans his Manchester United teammates.


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Wedding Bells: Daniel and Sofie Agger

Nicklas Bendtner attended with his baroness girlfriend, Caroline Fleming.



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Wedding Bells: Luís Boa Morte Gets Married

Wow, that's a lot of tool.


Who sits down to get married? Seriously weird.


Luis Saha was there...


So was Paulo Ferreira and his precious baby...


Nani's significant other was even part of the wedding party.


The bride and groom gave out fans as a wedding favor. (Not so cool...)


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Wedding Bells: David Villa at Brother-in-Law's Wedding

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Wedding Bells: Pato and Sthefany

The groom wore white. Not necessarily a good choice...


The bride chose a Dolce & Gabbana gown. (Clad with lots of tool and frilly bits.)





Kaka and Caroline were present.


According to Kickette:

"Guests got into the ceremony using a digital microchip that was concealed in their invitations. Once they arrived at the Copacabana Palace for the reception, they were electronically identified by a video system that announced their name and invited them in. The invitations cost £40,000."

That is spectacular. Crazy expensive, yes, but utterly spectacular still.


Guests left with a pair of Havianas with "The" (for S'the'fany) and "Ale" (for Alexandre). Apparently these two have never been to a freaking pub.


can't remember where I got some of these, most are from Kickette

Wedding Bells: Joe Cole and Carly Zucker

Held at the Royal Hospital Chelsea, the wedding was looking to be one of the more lower budget WAG weddings.


John Terry and his wife, Toni, were on hand. (Although it looks like the ruffle fairy vomited all over Mrs. Terry's dress. Unfortunate really; her shoes are ferosh.)


The Carricks were also in attendance. Joe and Michael were together at the West Ham academy and Joe and Carly were present at the Man United ace's wedding last summer.


Scott Sinclair represented a part of the Chelsea contingent, while Vanessa Perroncel, along with boyfriend Wayne Bridge, enjoyed the festivities.


Random tacky young ladies somehow scored invites as well. (WTF?)


The Coles had a picture deal with Hello!, available in stands now!


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