Michael Owen and The Redknapps at Royal Ascot

Let this be a lesson to all the fellas out there: You can never go wrong with a top hat.


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Footballers Attend Chester Races

Michael Owen was there showing off some of his horses.


Fellow United teammates, Nani, John O'Shea and Jonny Evans, celebrated some winners.

While Sir Alex Ferguson kept Owen Hargreaves company.


Shay and Jane Given were also present. Jane was wearing one of Victoria Beckham's signature dresses.


Joe Cole had a winning horse. Not just one he bet on either. One he ACTUALLY owns. He celebrated with his wife, Carly, and new baby daughter, Ruby.



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United Boys Have Mate Date at Rosso

Apparently Michael Carrick was there too. Don't ask me why Rooney had to be photographed. Can't believe the camera didn't break upon sighting that jumper/polo monstrosity. Anywho, MO is the real focus here. He is just so adorable, I can't stand it.

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Michael Owen: 30 and Improving with Age

He turned 30 last week, and I don't know why, but it seems that Michael Owen is like a fine wine, only getting better with age. What is it about MO that makes him so appealing? Maybe it's something to do with him being pocket-sized or the fact that he keeps getting injured and fights back. He's a survivor, and you know what, he not gonna give up.



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Manchester United UNICEF Charity Dinner

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Manchester Unites Prepare for CSKA Moscow

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Manchester United Jog About

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England and WAGs Celebrate Winning Group

Most awkward picture ever... (Is he leaning in or leaning away? I can't tell. It's like the Mona Lisa.)





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Michael Owen at Windsor Races

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Michael Owen to be Father for 4th Time

Michael and Louise Owen are already the parents of Gemma Rose, six, James Michael, three, and one-year-old Emily May. The new bundle of joy is due sometime in the summer. Congratulations.

Now can we put baby-making to the side for now and perhaps baby that groin of yours MO. Thanks.


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Manchester United Boys at Kempton Racess

Michael Owen, Paul Scholes, Michael Carrick, John O'Shea, and Jonny Evans were at the Kempton Races last week. MO was reading about himself in the paper, while the others milled around the infield. (Is MO not just, so freaking adorable. So precious!) They all dressed very dapper and I give them all a round of applause. (And maybe a nice, encouraging pat on the bottom.)






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