Carroll had been charged with assaulting his 18-year-old ex girlfriend and part of the conditions of his bail is that he was ordered to live with Newcastle captain, Kevin Nolan. Of course, someone took advantage of knowing this and burnt Carroll's chrome Range Rover to a crisp as it sat in Nolan's driveway.
Some good has come out of all this drama though. Check out @KevinandAndy on Twitter for some hysterical (yet incredibly fake) accounts of the goings on between the two.
Also, Andy was photographed with a new bird recently. Does she not read the papers? Oh wait, right...
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That may be his girlfriend, Carla, but I feel dirty looking at these. Needless to say, I had to share. I take more issue with the fact that Carla's surname is, Cutie. Really? That's lame. But also ironic, seeing that she's not really all the good looking. So by lame, I mean comedically brilliant.
The happy parents were at a UFC event where Danielle preceded to get completely pissed and eventually stumbled into a cab later. No worries though, because the family was out and about looking all loved up and adorable. Jamie and Danielle were on Soccer AM this weekend speaking about being a family and Jamie sticking with Tottenham, attempting to find his way back into the squad after being out on loan last season and recovering from a back injury. Jamie called little Archie, "big puddin'." How adorable? He also showed off his scar, from a surgery on his spine, whilst flashing his Calvin Klein pants. Also very adorable.
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Romeo and Cruz sported personally monogrammed ball caps. I love that Cruz's says "Cruz-Control." The family seems to have their own superstitious traditions. What they are doing exactly, I have no bloody idea.