Chelsea's Battle of the Bulge

This is one battle that I wouldn't mind declaring the victor...


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Never a Moment of Silence at Chelsea FC

They get filled with gasps and admiring sighs...



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Fernando Torres Arrives at Chelsea

It's all very new and exciting at this point. He has big expectations and I just hope he can fulfill them. If he does anywhere near as well on his debut as Suarez did for Liverpool, I will be completely content.



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Baby Bump Watch: Olalla Torres

Also, Fernando and Nora have matching binkies. Too precious!


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Miracle in Spain: Fernando Torres Gets Haircut

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Liverpool's Bubbas on Lap of Honour

Ugh, after that, my ovaries hurt. Perhaps Fernando Torres sticking his tongue out will help.


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Liverpool's New '10-'11 Home Kits

They just don't look right without Carlsberg. Makes me sad.

For some reason they let some random bird model the new kit. Oh wait, nope. Just Fernando Torres. (The fact that he makes a prettier girl than I'll ever be is just disturbing. So incredibly disturbing.)


There's a behind-the-scenes video of the photo shoot as well. Gerrard says the darndest things...


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The Torres' in Madrid

How adorable are those tiny pink trainers? So cute!



Olalla is looking lovely as well.


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Footballers for Pepsi

Where are the footie players for Coca-Cola?






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Boys Will Be Boys: Training Ground Snowball Fights

The Liverpool lads had a bit of fun at the expense of a select few. We also learn some things, or perhaps not, about the player's personalities.



For instance, Javier Mascherano is revengeful. (Duh.)


Alberto Aquilani likes discretion and prefers to stay under the radar, until at last he strikes.


And all the others are just blatant children.



The Chelsea lads chose to take aim at the camera and the press staff. Joe Cole took an open shot.


While Petr Cech and Henrique Hilario enjoyed tossing a few at fellow players.


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Liverpool Falls to Lyon

Gerrard started the match but only played 20 minutes before being substituted.



Then he joined the likes of the perpetually injured Fernando Torres, in the stands.



Pepe was sad...


Kuyt did well to keep his face covered. So much better...


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