French Altitude Training in the Alps

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3 French Internationals and An Underage Prostitute

Sounds like the beginning of a good joke, but I will advise you that this is no joke. All be it, highly hysterical and worthy of a clever punchline.


Franck Ribery has gotten himself in a spot of trouble. You see, he's been found guilty of dealings with an underage prostitute. His French international teammates, Karim Benzema of Real Madrid (below left) and Sidney Govou of Lyon (below right), have also been questioned in regards to their relations with the same prostitute.


So may I introduce to you, Zahia Dehar. (She is the punchline. If you were wondering.)

You can click on the picture above to view the petite blonde doing some nasty moves on MTV. Classy.

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One of These Things is Not Like the Others: France Trains

It can't be that cold, Nico?

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France v Ireland and Stages of Grief

Robbie Keane scored the goal for Ireland and all was looking well. (Besides whatever that face Robbie is making. I don't get it.)


But then, in extra time, France scored. Even with the controversial "hand of god" from Henry, a result, is a result. And in my personal opinion, a replay would just feel empty.



Ireland had difficulty dealing with the result. The grief was difficult to take. First came anger.


Then pain and sadness.



But eventually they pulled themselves together and applauded the presence and support of their fans. My heart goes out to you.



(In the end, the better kits pulled in front. I mean, seriously, could they be any tighter?)

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Mr. Gourcuff Uses Thighs for France

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Yoann Gourcuff Makes My Monday Tolerable

He's bloody brilliant. And so very nice to look at. Oh and he's making the French league, like, watchable. Mmmmm.