Landon Donovan Needs Your Help

He's without furniture. For some reason, I don't think it would be difficult for him to find a bed somewhere...


picture via plixi

USMNT at the ESPYs

First off, the boys attended the more casual Serena Williams' Pre-ESPYs party.

But for the actual ceremony, they cleaned up quite nicely. But I must point out that EVERY ONE of them has a cell phone in their pocket. At least we think they do...


And WHERE did this bird come from? Her waist is like smaller than my wrist. Eat a biscuit or something, woman!


Surprisingly, the accolade they won, is voted on by American sports fans. The boys won in the Best Moment of the Year category for their last-minute goal against Algeria.



Who chose your shoes Mr. Bocanegra? Clint Eastwood?


pictures via daylife and zimbio

World Cup Footballers in Vanity Fair

For video which includes EVEN MORE footballers (including Michael Ballack), check out the video and article here.


pictures via dailymail, Kickette, and VanityFair.com

Landon Donovan Goes on Loan to Everton

He will join fellow American Tim Howard. He's been listed on the Premier League's Fantansy League as a forward worth £6 million.



I can appreciate a good player when I see one...


pictures via zimbio and google images

LA Galaxy in MLS Championship Final

David finished the game with an assist, but without a spot in the MLS All-Star game. (Huh?)





Must have been past the littlest Beckham's bedtime.


Kisses!


pictures via dailymail and daylife

USA Beat Costa Rica

Actually is was a draw, but it felt like a win because we had already qualified for the World Cup, and now Costa Rica faces Uruguay in a playoff match. Too bad.





I would like to send my best to Charlie Davies and his family. The next year is going to be difficult, but you are strong and will persevere. (But I'd also like to point out the one pillock who's holding a six.)

Jozy Altidore is very close with him and they room together on international duty.



pictures via google images

USMNT Qualify for 2010 World Cup

And is there really any better way to celebrate than get shirtless in the locker room? Yeah I think not.

Special thanks to Oguchi Onyewu. Bocanegra gets a tisk, tisk for not removing his kit...

picture via Kickette

USMNT Win ESPY Award for Biggest Upset

Does Carlos Bocanegra not look absolutely ravishing in that suit. Mmmmmmm. But Clint, please. What's up with the sneakers? Were your shoes not shined? Tsk, tsk.



pictures via ONTD football

WTF Moment: USA Beat Spain 2-0

I'm sure there was much money lost on this Confederations Cup match. Who could have expected that the EURO winners would lose to the country with probably the least amount of footie interest. Kind of a slap in the face, ay? Ouch.

Jozy Altidore and Clint Dempsey were the scorers for the United States. And now I shall give you some pictures from the match (snarky comments included, of course):

Both teams had some very attractive players...



The U.S. players were ecstatic after the win. There was much hugging and even some straddling...




The Spainards, on the other hand, were very sad. So very sad...



pictures via zimbio

Birthday Wishes: March 4th

Landon Donovan (27) LA Galaxy (on loan to Bayern Munich) and USA


Paul Terry (29) Leyton Orient, older brother of John Terry


Omar Bravo (28) Deportivo de La Coruña (on loan to U.A.N.L.) and Mexico


Tamir Cohen (24) Bolton and Israel


Fran Mérida (19) Arsenal (on loan to Real Sociedad) and Spain

pictures via google images