Unnecessary and Inappropriate Touching from Barcelona

I wonder what he's saying to Messi that would require him to touch himself like that...

"My junk is bigger than Xavi's, aren't they?"


Um... I want this guy's job. (Yes, Dani Alves is indeed giving us the finger.)


Inappropriate defensive maneuver...


pictures via daylife

C-Ron: FIFA World Player of the Year

Cristiano Ronaldo was named FIFA's biggest tool of the year World Player of the Year. Blah blah blah.


Lionel Messi was the runner-up and Fernando Torres took 3rd.

Don't know why DailyMail felt compelled to report this, but they did:

"Chelsea skipper John Terry put Ronaldo third behind Xavi and Torres."

pictures via dailymail