Never a Moment of Silence at Chelsea FC

They get filled with gasps and admiring sighs...



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Footballers Feature at Foundation Drogba Annual Charity Dinner

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Well-Suited: Chelsea Boys in Dolce & Gabbana

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Chelsea and Everton Pre-Season Training

Petr Cech and Michael Essien had to do a vertical jump test. This test is used to measure a player's general muscle strength. (Yes, this required research, which included some serious maths. I'm knackered.)

New Chelsea signing, Yossi Benayoun, and thightastic John Obi Mikel also participated in training.


Henrique Hilario and Franco Di Santo caught up on some reading together.


But up north, they had completely different methods. Some I think Chelsea should contemplate. Anything that exposes more skin, really.




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Chelsea Demolish Blackburn

Essien has been disappointing for me lately. His passing specifically. But he redeemed himself with a gorgeous peach of a goal.

Didier and JT love helped my general mood.



I thought this series was pretty awesome.



Joe Cole is back in playing form, and so are his thighs.


A nice JT bum shot and Joey doing some tricky business.


I'm assuming Frank is making fun of Paul, seeing that Frank scored two goals, I'd say he's allowed.


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Midweek Rain for Chelsea

I guess I'll start out with the bad. Essien had one of the worst performances I've ever seen. There wasn't a single pass he made that was complete. It wasn't a good night for him.

JT got elbowed in the head early on in he game and didn't move for a moment. Apparently he was knocked out cold. But he eventually arose and continued on.


Ashley played well, and his thighs played even better.


Flo's thighs decided to make an appearance as well.


And JT's also had an unlikely emergence.


Kalou splashed around a bit on the pitch.


And Anelka scored on the 48th minute to secure three points for the Blues.


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Chelsea Beat Burnley 3-0

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Chelsea Chose Peculiar Pose

Could they be any more obvious. I mean, not that I mind or anything.



The new boys are "showing" lots of potential.


Others chose to take a more subtle approach. I don't appreciate it.


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Chelsea Hold Open Training

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