Dimitar Berbatov Wins Bulgarian of the Year...

...and gets a sword.


pictures via dailymail

Berbatov and Family Flee Bulgaria

A message was sent to Berbatov's mother, Margarita, that if Dimitar didn't pay a £500,000 protection fee to the Bulgarian mob, then they'd have to kidnap his girlfriend and his daughter.

Have you ever heard of the Bulgarian mob? Yeah, me neither. Apparently they are some scary blokes, though.

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Manchester United Jog About

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Separated at Birth: The Count and Dimitar Berbatov

They are both wearing red striped outfits. Can you believe it?

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Manchester United Lose to Burnley

I realize this is very difficult to deal with for Manchester United fans, but frankly I find this exceedingly hysterical. I apologize.

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Manchester United Arriving in Rome

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Man United and Arsenal Train in Different Ways

Arsenal seem to be looking towards the game today as a matter of mental preparations.
Cesc and Theo prepare with some jogging.


While Wenger decided to have a little chat with Mr. Bendtner.


Manchester United decided that more stretching was necessary.


Much more stretching.


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Bad Hair Day: Berbatov's Hat Hair

Maybe he ran out of hair gel?

Manchester United Stars at UNICEF Benefit

The Couples





The Loners


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Berbatov Tries Groundskeeping

Perhaps he's concerned that his new career at Manchester United isn't going as successfully as he had originally predicted.




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Footballers Are Idiots: Dimitar and his Trainers

Berbatov, after signing a £30.75 million deal with Manchester United last week, he decided that in order to celebrate he would blow £2,500 on 25 pairs of trainers at Selfridges in Manchester. Let me do the math for you. That’s £100 per pair of shoe and £50 per shoe. Ridiculous… waste… of… money. He has a boot deal with adidas. Does that not include free trainers as well? I would think so. Free shoes or £100/pair? That’s not a difficult decision if you ask me. Dumb schmuck.

Link: Ex-Spurs star Berbatov blows £2,500 on 25 pairs of trainers