Kai Rooney: Posh and Privileged

His last name is Rooney and he's actually adorable, a genetic advancement that I solely credit to Coleen.


Plus, he has a Bentley car seat. A BENTLEY CAR SEAT. It probably costs more than all the furniture in my flat combined. Seriously.

Lastly, but definitely not least, his passport has more stamps in it than most of the world and he only turns two on November 2nd. What the hell...

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Coleen Rooney Flaunts Little Kai

Not only is he attending games, but she's also taken to posting photos of him on her Twitter account. Thank the lord for social networking...


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Coleen Rooney Attends Match with Family and Friends

She's looking a little Jolly-Striped-Giant in those platform heels. Hope she didn't have to climb any stairs...


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Highs and Lows: Coleen Rooney's Outfit Selections

HIGH POINT: Winning in white at the Kylie concert...


LOW POINT: A joke of a jumper at a kid's party with Kai.


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Coleen Rooney's Teeny-Weeny Yellow Striped Bikini

Coleen is in Barbados with her mum, brother, and little Kai. It's thoroughly enjoyable that now that she's left the country it's been in the mid-upper 50's and sunny. God obviously enjoys a Coleen-free UK...



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Christmas with Coleen and Kai Rooney

OK, so at this point in his life, Kai Rooney is looking really adorable. Perhaps it's just his pre-Shrek phase, or hopefully he's gotten more of his mother's good looks.


Unfortunately she wore this coat... (not so cute.)


Coleen's studded Louboutin rider boots have already been indicated as swoon-worthy (and made of unicorn tears and fairy dust).


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Coleen Rooney at Old Trafford and Toy Shopping

Coleen Rooney was at Old Trafford with little Kai the other week. I'm assuming she was there to support Wayne sitting on the bench.


She's also done a bit of retail therapy or perhaps some early Christmas shopping. Kai is going to be one spoiled child.



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Coleen Rooney Out and About

Coleen was spotted recently leaving her parent's Liverpool home. She was also out shopping with Kai and her bestie. It appears that Coleen has a new favourite accessory: her leopard print scarf.



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Coleen's Moved in With Parents

And while her parents keep an eye on Kai, she found time to do a spot of shopping. Notice, she's still wearing her wedding band.



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Rooneys Have Lunch, Get Parking Violation

Well done. Lose track of time? Excuses, excuses...


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Rooney's Post-World Cup Holiday in Barbados

The Rooney's arrived for their holiday in Barbados, where they own a property. Kai is looking adorable, per usual.



Kai's first trip to the beach looked like it went swimmingly.



Coleen's post-baby bod looks spectacular.




Looks like Coleen has some decent foot skills of her own. I bet she didn't spill a drop.


The following day they enjoyed some couples time on a sailboat.




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