Showing posts with label Fashion Faux Pas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion Faux Pas. Show all posts

31 March 2011

Is Alex Gerrard Fashionable or Fusty?


What is going on with her blouses? Did she steal them from a granny? I know being old-fashioned has somehow become cool (thanks Henry Holland...), but my opinion is that those fashions should be saved when you no longer have that youthful figure. Don't waste these years.

I'm not going to deny that there's nothing wrong with a good game of bingo, though.

pictures via Ballerazzi and here too

25 January 2011

Coleen Rooney's Animal Instinct


Combining animal print with fur is not exactly a pleasant fashion fusion. It actually sort of creeps me out.



pictures via dailymail

22 April 2009

Oh No She Didn't...

Really? Claire... come on now.


Maybe she lost a bet. Or hit her head on something... really hard.


pictures via dailymail

08 April 2009

Shoulder Pads and Acid Washed Jeans

No I'm not referring to the disasters that were common pieces of 80's wardrobe, but rather a modern day fashion diva who's been channeling an era long before she became a pop star.



I can actually tolerate the jacket, but the jeans have put my over the edge of reason. This is below you Victoria, and I think you know it.

pictures via dailymail

18 March 2009

Coleen Rooney's Rug-Coat



What in god's name was she thinking. I don't know whether to take her jacket and burn it or throw it on the floor at my side of the bed. (Because we all know setting your feet on that first thing in the morning would be pure heaven.) Or maybe it's an expensive doggie bed.



pictures via dailymail and Kickette

This Explains So Much...



It seems that Cristiano's obsession with tight clothes is hereditary. Her choices there are so wrong on so many levels. Ugh.

That's right, C-Ron. I dissed yo mama, whatchu gonna do about it?

pictures via dailymail and google images

26 February 2009

Chantelle Gets Bollocked on National Television

It's like the woman in the computer knows exactly what I'm thinking...



Jermain, you've been warned.

video via The Spoiler

09 January 2009

WAG Alert: Shopping IS an Addiction

I know I suffer from the same problem, and I have some major issues seeing that I'm basically broke. (Reminder: Must see how much mullah I can make from placing ads on this here blog.)


Claire Merry was shopping for some tiny pieces of fabric lingerie. She must be getting over Thierry quite quickly and easily. You go girl.


Alex Gerrard...seriously? You better hope that Stevie doesn't get imprisoned or you gonna be dead broke girl. That ridiculous column you write in whatever trash magazine you write for (if it's not Vogue or Elle, you can't ACTUALLY be considered a REAL fashion columnist, sorry) is not going to sustain your current habit.

And by the way, we have a memory. That outfit is circa December 2nd, 2008. You don't fool me. (I hated the bag combo then too.)

pictures via dailymail and kickette

17 December 2008

Nancy Dell'Olio Is Getting Coal for X-Mas...



The Italian lawyer, and ex-girlfriend of Sven-Göran Eriksson, arrived at her Christmas party wearing this horrifying see-through dress. She looked pretty pleased with herself, or perhaps her face just stays like that due to the botox. Whoever did her hair and makeup also needs to, oh I don't know, attend some cosmotology classes. Scary.

At least she has cute shoes.

(Christian Louboutin Alti)

pictures via dailymail and polyvore.com

14 November 2008

Fashion Faux Pas: Cristiano at QPR Game

cristiano at QPR game

How many patterns in black and white can you have in one outfit? Definitely not his best.

picture via The Sun

03 November 2008

Elen Rives with a No-No Again

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Oh Elen. What are you doing to me, love. You cannot rock the winter-white look. There is too much fur and, frankly, too much white. Burn the boots and loose the fur. Buy more Chanel.

picture via kickette

30 September 2008

Fashion Faux Pas: Alex Gerrard Brings No Pride

alex gerrard at pride of britain awards
Alex Gerrard arrived at the Pride of Britain Awards at the London Television Centre. Apparently she forgot her pride in Liverpool.

picture via jamd

10 April 2008

Fashion Faux Pas: Toe Cleavage

toe cleavage

There is nothing I find more repulsive than feet. But then again, that may just be my personal opinion. WAGs, on the other hand, feel as if theirs need to be on display, more specifically, their toes whilst protruding from tightly worn heels. I realize that gravity does not always cooperate with us and that while walking our feet get scrunched into the base of our shoes. But there is a name for this when it happens and gravity has nothing to do with it: TOE CLEAVAGE. This isn’t like the more acceptable breast cleavage, where in more cases than not, it is encouraged. Toe cleavage is unacceptable in my opinion. And it makes the foot look fat and the shoes look dreadful. Yes, it can even render a beautiful pair of Christian Louboutin’s unsightly.

This behavior has to be stopped.

But we shall listen to a master and take his opinion and jot it to down in our fashion bibles to be referenced when purchasing a shoe that shoes more cleavage than the bikini issue of Sports Illustrated.

“The secret of toe cleavage, a very important part of the sexuality of the shoe... You must only show the first two cracks.” ~ Manolo Blahnik

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NOTE: All above pictorial evidence are from actual WAG appearences.