The Style Differences Between A-List and D-List WAGs

Alex Gerrard and Sheree Murphy represent the more "respectable" of WAGs. Notice their minimal dresses and matching accessories.



Now notice Jude Cisse and Chantelle Tagoe. I don't think an explanation is really necessary.



pictures via Kickette

Footballer Holiday Round-Up

Aaron Lennon and Tom Huddlestone hung out in Miami...


Jermaine Jenas got licked on the face poolside in Las Vegas...


Cisse and Nasri brought their significant others to play a little chicken in the ocean...



Deco took his baby mama on holiday, probably to break up with her inappropriately...


Michael Dawson and his girlfriend braved the shores of Mexico. Perhaps he was hoping to get swine flu so he didn't have to be so embarrassed while playing for Spurs.



pictures via dailymail and Kickette here and here

Djibril Cisse Plays Mad Hatter

Where do I even begin. I'm speechless. Honestly speechless...

pictures via Kickette and The Sun