Spurs and Birds Celebrate Pompey Win

Peter, that is some truly appalling shirt application. I mean, what's the point of even having it on if you're going to use so few buttons. And you, Mr. Woodgate, should not dance... ever.



Just how drunk is Abbey Clancy? Nice...




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Jermaine Jenas' Engagement Party

Nelly was the invited singer of the evening. How very 2000 of them.



Jermaine even sang a little hip-hop for his soon to be wifey, Ellie Penfold. How romantic!


Tottenham teammates Peter Crouch and Robbie Keane were also at the soiree. They apparently "sang" a bit of karaoke together. (I hope Peter left the party soon after this. He's looking a little worse for the wear.)


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Footballer Holiday Round-Up

Aaron Lennon and Tom Huddlestone hung out in Miami...


Jermaine Jenas got licked on the face poolside in Las Vegas...


Cisse and Nasri brought their significant others to play a little chicken in the ocean...



Deco took his baby mama on holiday, probably to break up with her inappropriately...


Michael Dawson and his girlfriend braved the shores of Mexico. Perhaps he was hoping to get swine flu so he didn't have to be so embarrassed while playing for Spurs.



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Really? Are You Sure?

The Sun originally reported that this lad snogging a skinny girl in what looks to be a bad Hervé Léger fake is Jermaine Jenas. I'm not convinced.

And if it is you Mr. Jenas, you have much to be embarrassed about.

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Birthday Wishes: February 18th

Claude Makelele (36) Paris Saint-Germain F.C. and France


Gary Neville (34) Manchester United and England


Jermaine Jenas (26) Tottenham Hotspurs and England


Anton Ferdinand (24) Sunderland and England

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Mate Date: Jenas Brings Keane to Training

So Jermaine Jenas drove Robbie Keane to his old stomping grounds in Chigwell, Essex this morning. Wonder if there's an explanation for this? Did Jenas think Keane might get lost on his way there? Or perhaps Keane needed Jenas' moral support for his return to Tottenham's training ground? Did they do lunch afterward? Was there skipping and hand-holding? So many questions!

Jenas even got some video time when journos stopped his car outside the training ground to talk to Robbie. He was nice enough to sit their quietly and ignore the fact that they were interrupting his mate date.

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Sabrina Keogh Bids Jermaine Jenas Adieu

In other relationship news, the baby mama to Jermaine Jenas’ little 11-month-old bubba, Sancha Natasha, has left him over his unacceptable football star behavior. The former career woman quit her job in order to take on motherhood. But rather than spending time with his only daughter, Jermaine seems to have his mates over more often than not.

His mates weren’t the only issue I bet. I’m predicting he became inconsolable after Tottenham’s current state of affairs and ranking on the Premier League table. The constant weeping and uncontrollable sobbing probably became too much. I'm going to make the assumption that Sabrina was sick of babying Jermaine more than Sancha.

picture via The Sun

Link: Even Spurs WAGs Pack Their Bags