Rude Boys at Real Madrid

Did no one ever tell them that it's not polite to point?



pictures via Ballerrazzi (obviously)

Irina Shayk Wins Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

She was out and about in New York City this week promoting the magazine.



Cristiano even showed up for Valentine's Day to support her during her appearance on Late Night with David Letterman.



pictures via dailymail

Thursday Thud: Cristiano Ronaldo's Torso

Thud Factor = something that makes you so overwhelmed you fall over. Whether it be from gorgeousness, laughter, or just being completely dumbfounded.

Exhibit A... thud.


Get it? Hoping to keep this as a regular feature, so stay tuned.

pictures via Dona da Bola

Suspicious Looking Cristiano Ronaldo

For some reason, I don't think this is the first time he's been around a pole...

picture via Kickette

Real Madrid Lads Do Lunch

pictures via Goaly Moly

Irina and Cristiano at Spain-USA Basketball Game

It was a double date with his sister, I believe. Not exactly romantic.



pictures via zimbio and Goaly Moly

Real Madrid Play LA Galaxy

Becks was there, of course. He said hello to former teammates, opponents, and basically the entire opposing, Real Madrid squad. Cristiano Ronaldo sported a popped collar and huge stylish watch.

Xabi Alonso has trimmed his ginger beard. (I approve.)

I very much enjoy the casual polo and khakis look that Real Madrid has taken on as their traveling attire. Especially when it's worn by Esteban Granero.

New-comer, Sergio Canales was looking like Mrs. Robinson material young and fresh, but in need of a haircut.


Of course, this is what you're all looking for, I'm sure


pictures via zimbio and Just Jared

Real Madrid Train in Los Angeles

It took Cristiano a little time to get adjusted...

But eventually he (and his eerily veiny thighs) acclimated themselves.


Gago, with a shorter hairdo, is some much improved eye-candy.


Kaka and new Real Madrid signing back-up keeper, Sergio Canales Antonio Adan, looked dashing in their training gear.


The there was Iker...


pictures via Goaly Moly

In Brief: Cristiano Roanldo's NYC Holiday

In his last days of freedom before becoming a single father, Cristiano made the best of his time in the Big Apple.

He had dinner with his girlfriend,Irina Shayk, at an over-priced restaurant...


Then he took his clothes off and got all wet.



He had lunch with his girlfriend, Irina Shayk, at an over-priced cafe...


Then he took his clothes off and got all wet. (But also got a pedi.)


He went shopping at Gucci and Prada, and talked on his mobile while on a stroll in tiny shorts.


Then he took his clothes off and got all wet.



Irina, so little fat, so little class. We're beginning to see a side of her that reminds us vaguely of Whatsherface. I can't wait to see what happens when he splits with her via text message.


pictures via dailymail and Goaly Moly