Facial Hair Fallacy: The World Cup Paedo Beards

Xabi's isn't quite there yet, but give it a few a day or two of growth, and he'll have it.


Yeah it itches Daniele, doesn't it?


Iker had more of a porn star mustache.

But then he shaved it and Pepe Reina thought he was much more snuggley that way.


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Pele, Mardona, and Zidane for Louis Vuitton

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Chelsea Players Left Out in Cold, Maradona to Blame

At the Radisson Edwardian in Manchester yesterday morning around 7, a fire alarm went off and all residents were forced to leave their rooms and wait outside. This included the ENTIRE Chelsea squad and their staff.

The source? A fireman on the scene was recorded as stating: "It looks as though it was set off by Diego and his entourage smoking cigars on the 14th floor." How convenient. Well played Mr. Tevez. Well played.


And a witness told The Sun: "I saw most of Chelsea outside shivering. It wasn't the best preparation for a vital game."

Lucky git. Wonder what they were all wearing? Training gear? Pajamas? Boxers? Shirts? I shall let my imagination wonder for a moment…

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Maradona New Argentina Boss?

It looks like Diego Maradona is going to be named the new gaffer for the Argentinian National Team. But how successful can he actually be? I suppose as long as he stays clean and sober his mental stability will improve. And although he's the country's icon, is it possible that he can win the World Cup? The players he has are spectacular, but does he have the capabilities to get them to be successful. I'm not so sure. Before I place judgment, I'm going to wait and see them in action under the new boss.

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Link: Appointment of Diego Maradona as Argentina Manager Makes Sense