Cristiano Ronaldo Poses for Cameras Pitchside

I think "vain" would be an understatement.

picture via Dona da Bola

Portuguese Players Train in Style

Some things that the ladies can appreciate about the World Cup:

Thighs.


Bums.


Abs.

I can't bloody wait.

pictures via Dona da Bola and Kickette

Cristiano Ronaldo's Nike "Mirrors" Advert

In other words... exercise porn.


Click picture above to watch video.

video via youtube

Nike Debuts World Cup Kits at Promotional Event

Clint Dempsey modeled for the USA, while Nani showed off Portugal's kit. (Why they couldn't book C-Ron, I will never know.)


Representing the Pacific Region were Vince Grella of Australia and Ryan Nelson of New Zealand. (Both exceedingly attractive.)


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Cristiano Ronaldo Statue in Madrid

The statue was erected in preparation for the Nike promotional event. Surely, a better pose for the this would have been...



Beggars can't be choosers, I suppose. Love that a tiny bird is already shitting on his head.

I don't know how long this will stay up, seeing that it's him in his Portugal kit. Can't imagine it will still be there for the World Cup.

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Cristiano Trains, Flashes Abdominals

pictures via Socialite Life

C-Ron Has Hissy Fit in Brazil

Cristiano Ronaldo was so frustrated by the Portugal battering last night in Brazil that he had a bit of a temper tantrum on the pitch. Stomping around and kicking grass like a toddler in need of a juice box and nap. Then he got so aggressive he almost broke the leg of Thiago Silva in a nasty tackle. Definitely not the type of behavior you want to see in the World Footballer of the Year. (Or the second and third either.)



pictures via dailymail

Link: Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo Accused of 'Leg-Breaking Tackle' in Brazil

Mate Date: Nani and C-Ron Birthday Blowout

I know I’m not the only ones to see the dirty potential in this picture, but I’m going to take the high road, or at least one that’s higher than the low one.

1. Is the doily really necessary?
2. White wine? Seriously? Nancy boy.
3. What exactly are they blowing out? I see no candles.
4. Why is C-Ron helping to blow out the nothingness? Nani’s lung capacity ought to be good enough to blow out some non-existent candles, no?

picture via The Spoiler