The Crouchs: Happily Ever After?

Sure appears to be that way...


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Abbey Clancy and Peter at Sophia's Christening

Is it just me, or is the length of Abbey's legs just plain ridiculous.



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Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch, Expecting...

It was exposed last week that Abbey Clancy is almost three months pregnant. This brings some things in perspective...

According to recent reports, Peter Crouch did some dirty, nasty things during Abbey's early moments of pregnancy, but now that a child is involved, Abbey has found forgiveness more swiftly.

Peter was informed of the pregnancy on July 25th, according to reports. He was rightfully upset in regards to The Sun announcing the pregnancy before Abbey's 12-week scan. Even under the circumstances, congratulations are due. Not that it takes much convincing for us to pop a bottle of bubbly.


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England Players Embark on Golf Outing

The England players enjoyed a spot of golf on their day off on Sunday. Gareth Barry, James Milner, Stephen Warnock, and Michael Dawson all took part of the fun.

Robert Green tried to forget about his howler against the USMNT by wearing a ridiculous hat. One can only assume.


Peter Crouch was happy to be in the outdoors without a football at his feet. Although, he's had to endure many giraffe jokes since arriving in South Africa.


Wayne Rooney took a wee before teeing off. What's the saying? You can take the Scouser out of Liverpool but you can't take the Scouse out of the highly-paid footballer. I might be making that up. Still fitting though, I think.


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James Corden with England's Footballers

He golfed with Stevie...


He went fishing with JT...


And played tennis with Crouchie...

(P.S. I'm NOT backing the beard.)

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The Hills Are Alive, With the Sound of... Scousers?

Now that would be one horrifying musical. Can you imagine?



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Abbey Clancy is Lady in Red

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Spurs and Birds Celebrate Pompey Win

Peter, that is some truly appalling shirt application. I mean, what's the point of even having it on if you're going to use so few buttons. And you, Mr. Woodgate, should not dance... ever.



Just how drunk is Abbey Clancy? Nice...




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England and WAGs Celebrate Winning Group

Most awkward picture ever... (Is he leaning in or leaning away? I can't tell. It's like the Mona Lisa.)





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Jermaine Jenas' Engagement Party

Nelly was the invited singer of the evening. How very 2000 of them.



Jermaine even sang a little hip-hop for his soon to be wifey, Ellie Penfold. How romantic!


Tottenham teammates Peter Crouch and Robbie Keane were also at the soiree. They apparently "sang" a bit of karaoke together. (I hope Peter left the party soon after this. He's looking a little worse for the wear.)


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England Celebrate with their WAGs

Yes, that is indeed Steven Gerrard's hairy arm at the bottom of the picture...


Don't seem so surprised Coleen. Yes, England has indeed qualified for the World Cup.


Peter, where are your hands!? Wherever they are, Abbey seems pleased...


There are no words, really...


Are they wearing matching glasses? Creepy...


Oh, David. Stop hiding that gorgeous face of yours!


Busy, busy boys...


Charlton Cole decided to go out to Whisky Mist for a bit of drink with Didier Drogba...


Frank just went home... (to me. Not really, but, you know.)


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