Witty captions included.
"Cristiano, take me home."
"You tango, no?"
"We will go frollicking hand-in-hand through the city and the world will hear our love!"
"Oh my god and then, like, Tiffany told Bobby that they were breaking up and then, like, Bobby told Dylan that they, like, were so not over and Tiffany was, like, WHAT-EVER! Don't you just love sleepovers!"
"I'm not crying. ::sob:: There was sweat in my eye."
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