23 December 2008

Cheryl Cole Makes Me Depressed

Her New Year’s Resolution is to gain weight, which yes, in her case, is a good thing. But frankly, the rest of the world is attempting to move in the opposite direction. (Including myself, hence the second piece of pizza I just woofed down at the office Christmas luncheon. Yeah, I’m not going to be successful, I know this.) In so many ways I wish I looked like Cheryl and that I had her metabolism. But in other ways I’m glad that I don’t have (a.) her career and (b.) a philandering hubby.

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1 comment:


I feel for the woman in the blue dress. I mean, she's probably actually quite thin in real life but next to Cheryl, she's huge. Bless her.