11 December 2008
Drunk Kills Stranger For Rooney Taunts
Ok so this may just be my sick sense of humor, but I found this story kind of funny. Like absurdly funny. Perhaps I just don’t have the testosterone to kill someone who said I looked like Wayne Rooney. (But if I do look like Wayne Rooney we have some MAJOR issues and I’d actually WANT someone to tell me.) And maybe this is just me being rarely optimistic, but I mean, at least they weren’t chanting Tevez or Ribery. That would prompt me to punch someone in the face.
pictures via dailymail and jamd
Link: Man 'Killed after Rooney Chant'