11 December 2008

Nico Doesn’t Understand the Act of Courting

According to popbitch, the Chelsea striker is having difficulty differentiating between romantic evenings and the completion of mundane tasks. Oh and he has a major porn addiction too.

“Not all premiership footballers know how to charm the ladies. One WAG-wannabe told us about her date with Nicolas Anelka. His big plan for his lady? A trip to Tesco. There was no second date. Maybe Nick just doesn’t care. A satellite TV firm assures us that he has a subscription to almost all the porn channels any man could possibly want.”

Let us not forget that Mr. Anelka is married, with children. Classy.

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