Frank Lampard: Teammates on Soccer AM

Someone must have been feeling slightly self-absorbed when they were filming this. Lampsy answered with himself for four of the eight categories, all be it most of them were self-deprecating. Frank dubs himself the co-slowest player (with JT), the biggest moaner (at home with the "missus"... ew), and the worst dancer (which I can't imagine). Although he does also name himself as most intelligent, but only because he got an A-level in Latin. Well you get a gold star then for not being a complete and utter moron. (I'm overflowing in sarcasm today.)

Personal Wager: He says Didier Drogba is the longest in the shower, but I’d put my money on JT in that category. If you know what I mean.