02 October 2008
Assitance Needed: Coleen's Cricket Spree
How do you get a job like that? Would have to go back to school to get a PR degree or something? Or could I just be a royal kiss-ass and persist to no end. Coleen, if you're going to be have your assistant carry all your loot from Cricket, chose one that isn't the size of a stick bug. I have tremendous lifting muscles. Call me.
I would also never let you leave the house again in that jacket. BAD ASSISTANT!
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