05 January 2009
Chelsea v Southend: Resolutions and Hangovers
My New Year's resolution is to not get so worked up if Chelsea don't annihilate a team that's two leagues below them. (Or at least not consume a box of chocolates and down a half a bottle of cheap scotch again like Saturday.)
There should be rehab for football girls who are too emotionally attached to the game. Or maybe I'll substitute liquor and chocolate post-match wallowing with running or some type of physical manifestation of my anger. Kick-boxing perhaps. That way when I put on that summer bikini I won't have to cringe and throw on the accompanying men's swim trunks and baggy t-shirt.
Everyone lock up your scotch and dark chocolate truffles. Chelsea away to Manchester United on Sunday... maybe I should wait and start my resolution next week???
Oh bugger all. Who am I kidding?
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