13 January 2009

Elen Rives in Florida, Frank Alone in London



So Elen is in Florida with little Luna and Isla. It makes me sad that Frank is all alone in this deep time of need. Maybe a few of us should go visit him and make sure he’s feeling up to par. Or may I suggest to Frank a mate-date with Kevin Pietersen, who I hear is in a pretty bad place right now too.

URGENT MESSAGE:

Elen Rives,

The 80s called. They want their swimwear back.

pictures via kickette and dailymail

2 comments:

Misty Stilletto said...

I'm jealous of her Minnie Mouse armbands.

Betsy said...

Oh good god.