Not as well as how I’ve mastered the art of sarcasm though.
When asked to rate himself on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, C-Ron had this to say:
"I can't say 10, so nine.”
So humble, so full of humility. (Rolls eyes.)
"I think I can improve all the time. 10 is the maximum and I haven't reached the maximum yet, so I'd give myself nine. I hope 10 out of 10 is to come. I believe it will. My challenge is always to be better and better… I'll try to be as good as I was last season but it's hard.”
Cue crying about being ajudged as a diver and having to deal with the everyday pressures of being himself. Blah blah blah. Get over yourself already. Ugh!
Link: Cristiano Ronaldo Interview: Players Like Kaka and Me ARE Worth £100m