For the most part footballers have large amounts of free time. Most are generally confined to lives of boredom, video games, and boozing. (I obviously am using the definition of "confined" VERY loosely.)
But Marc Burch (above left) and Santino Quaranta (above right) of DC United in the MLS, choose to use their down time to conduct extensive, well-executed pranks. Their pranking war has been going on for some time now. The two 24-year-olds are apparently quite friendly when not torturing eachother into a massize state of embarrassment and/or inconvenience. In most recent events, Burch wrapped Quaranta's Lexus in 1,000 feet of clear plastic wrap.
At least he was gentleman enough to leave a note.
pictures via Behind the Badge (obviously)
Link: Prank You Very Much