26 May 2008
John Terry Crys, Writes Letter to Fans, Scores with Women EVERYWHERE
Last week there was the Georgie John bag and then a heartfelt letter arrived on the official Chelsea FC website. It makes me cry and want to give him a huge hug. (And by hug I mean booty call and pity sex.) He is a real man in so many ways, even Gordon Brown deems it necessary to feel sympathy for this football warrior/future sex god.
It takes a real man to apologize:
‘I am so sorry for missing the penalty and denying you the fans, my teammates, family and friends the chance to become European champions…I have relived that moment every minute since it happened. I have only slept a few hours and wake up every time hoping it's all been a bad dream.’
And an even bigger man to take responsibility for his actions:
‘…I am a big man and I take responsibility for us not winning. That night in Moscow will haunt me forever and I feel I have let everybody down and this hurts me more than anything.’
And everyone knows only real men cry:
‘…I am not ashamed about crying. This is a trophy I have tried so hard year after year to win and it was just an uncontrollable reaction, I wear my heart on my sleeve, everybody knows that.’
Thank you for all your support for the team this season.'
You’re welcome Captain JT. And may I add that if Frank isn’t there next season I might disown you. Just letting you know.