WAG Alert: Victoria Attends Fashion Oscars

The Council of Fashion Designers of America awards were held at the New York Public Library last night with some of the biggest names in attendance. Victoria Beckham, being one of them of course. She looked stunning in her Marc Jacobs minidress.

On a sadder note, CFDA president Diane von Furstenberg paid tribute to the late Yves Saint Laurent, who died Sunday of brain cancer at age 71, by wearing one of his world renowned tuxedo-styled pant suits.

Link: Posh and Eva Longoria Team Up at Fashion Awards

Jose to Inter, No Longer Special

Jose Mourinho’s unveiling as Inernazionale boss was dampened by his less than illustrious view on his former nickname, The Special One.

"I have arrived to a special club and I believe I am a great coach but I don't want to be special."

How very un-Jose of him. Where are the sparks and the over-confidence? Maybe Roman Abramovich gave him a complex. Poor lad.

The next question is who, from Chelsea, will be joining him? Frank Lampard, Ricardo Carvalho, Didier Drogba, and Michael Essien have all been listed as supposed targets, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Link: Jose Signs Up with Inter

WAG Alert: Alex Gerrard, Paris Hilton’s Twin?

The Daily Mail, after seeing Alex Gerrard in this purple maxi-dress number (above right), called her the “spitting image” of Paris Hilton, the American hotel heiress and Hollywood socialite.

“The slicked back blonde hair, silver jewellery and huge shades were eerily similar to the American heiress's trademark look.”

Let me tell you all the things that I take issue with this statement:

1. EVERYONE wears huge sunglasses.
2. Hair color should only be a comparison if it’s their NATURAL hair color.
3. Last time I checked, Alex isn’t an anorexic prat.
4. There’s no Alex Gerrard sex tape, or at least one that we know about yet.



Link: All in a Day's Shopping

Fergie? Childish? No!

In response to Gary Linekar’s comments that he made on BBC calling Sir Alex Ferguson childish, Fergie had this to retort:

“Well he should know.”

Case closed.

Link: 'Gary Lineker says I'm childish? Well, he should know!'

Women Faced with New Appreciation for England Training Gear

If you haven’t seen them already, England encountered a bit of rain yesterday in training. How misfortunate; except for the ladies that is. Those white shorts when moist become a bit translucent. Who would have known!? I’m thinking perhaps there is a woman behind this oversight, or maybe not-so-oversight. Either way, these should be worn whenever rain is predicted on the same day as training, it’s a new rule.

John Terry, David Beckham, Joe Cole, David Bentley and Steven Gerrard were sporting these translucent shorts and I think we can all agree that there was more to see than usual. The audio/visual effect is lovely as well.

Alas, there are still a few footballers hooked on the new spandex under shorts craze that’s sweeping the nation. Frank, rid yourself of those constricting undergarments pronto. You look ridiculous.



P.S. Congratulations John on getting the captain's armband for Wednesday evening!

Link: Sympathetic Capello Makes Terry England Captain

Gerard Piqué Returns to Barcelona

Four years after leaving the Nou Camp, Gerard Piqué shall return for a mere £5m transfer deal. In the four years spent at Manchester United, Piqué never established himself in the scheme of the first team, especially with the central defense prowess of Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic. Or perhaps it was the dodgy mane he sported for too many seasons.

Adios, Senor. Buena suerte.

Link: Barcelona Complete Pique Signing

Frank Lampard Canoodles with Mystery Blonde

Adultery is not something that footballers can get away with, and yet they try and try to no avail. The latest to hit the chopping block is Frank Lampard. It was not so long ago that Mr. Lampard was spotted at a Las Vegas casino with a young lady exiting his private villa at the Wynn Hotel prior to Chelsea’s preseason last summer. The swords were drawn and Elen Rives removed her “commitment ring” before moving out to Essex, Surrey and telling Frank that there was to be no more London parties. But Frank was at it again this past week, hitting up Kitts Nightclub with his mates Thursday night after the Champions League defeat to Manchester United.

But even more recently Frank was spotted warming up to a mystery blonde at the Beauchamp pub. A hangover is not the only thing he had to deal with on this particular morning after. Elen was pictured, sans “commitment ring” once more, and packing their two girls, Luna and Isla, into their family 4x4 along with some luggage.

Is this the end of Frank and Elen? Has their three-year engagement with no wedding date in sight finally gotten the best of them? Has Elen’s fashion failures and embarrassing facial bruises become too embarrassing for Frank to handle? Or is it simply Elen is going to Spain with little ones so that they can see her side of the family?

Only time will tell.

P.S. Does anyone find it telling that he has 5 pints sitting in front of him at the bar? Pissed much?



Link: Frank Lampard Drowns his Sorrows with a Mystery Blonde

Cheryl and Girls Aloud in Newcastle

Cheryl Cole appeared in Newcastle this past weekend in a very dapper teal hat and reflective aviators before Girls Aloud made their tour stop in Geordie-ville. Apparently fans “mobbed” her when she arrived in her hometown. And by fan mobbing they mean, her family greeted her at the airport.



Link: Cheryl’s Night Out on the Toon

Coleen Getting Butterflys Prior To Wedding

Yes, literally. The Rooney-Mcloughlin nuptials will have a butterfly theme. I thought Coleen was going for something classy and sophisticated, not something that shares a common thread with unicorns and leprechauns. Unacceptable.

Wedding favors will consist of coloring books, crayons, and safety scissors.

Link: It’s Flutterly Over the Top, Roo!

John Terry Crys, Writes Letter to Fans, Scores with Women EVERYWHERE

Last week there was the Georgie John bag and then a heartfelt letter arrived on the official Chelsea FC website. It makes me cry and want to give him a huge hug. (And by hug I mean booty call and pity sex.) He is a real man in so many ways, even Gordon Brown deems it necessary to feel sympathy for this football warrior/future sex god.

It takes a real man to apologize:

‘I am so sorry for missing the penalty and denying you the fans, my teammates, family and friends the chance to become European champions…I have relived that moment every minute since it happened. I have only slept a few hours and wake up every time hoping it's all been a bad dream.’

And an even bigger man to take responsibility for his actions:

‘…I am a big man and I take responsibility for us not winning. That night in Moscow will haunt me forever and I feel I have let everybody down and this hurts me more than anything.’

And everyone knows only real men cry:

‘…I am not ashamed about crying. This is a trophy I have tried so hard year after year to win and it was just an uncontrollable reaction, I wear my heart on my sleeve, everybody knows that.’

Thank you for all your support for the team this season.'

You’re welcome Captain JT. And may I add that if Frank isn’t there next season I might disown you. Just letting you know.

Avram Grant Sacked

There’s no way you could have NOT seen this one coming.

Link: Avram Grant sacked as Chelsea coach

John Terry Likes Son By His Side

Father’s Day is coming up and I think a little papa love is always lovely. In preparation for the UEFA Champions League Final tomorrow, Chelsea trained today at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow. After training, Mr. Terry represented his doting father persona here with this adorable toiletry bag picturing him and his son Georgie John on the side. Isn’t it just precious!



Link: Chelsea Star John Terry Goes Soft with Son's Picture on His Washbag

WAG Alert: To Russia With Love

Manchester United’s WAGs are leaving the city and taking their platinum (or better) credit cards with them. With Coleen Mcloughlin leading the pack, the ladies toted designer bags, bubbas, and tickets to the UEFA Champions League Final through the Manchester Airport on their way to Moscow.



Link: WAGs at Dawn

Footballers Are Idiots: Captain Anger Pays His Dues

We know he's used to wearing the classic black and white vertical stripes for Newcastle, but what about the black and white stripes of a prison uniform?



Joey Barton is going to serve six months in prison after pleading guilty of assault and affray charges at his trial in March. Barton, 25, his brother Andrew, 19, and his cousin Nadine Wilson, 27, were all involved in a tussle on December 27th while out on the town in Liverpool following an evening with family and friends. The three individuals were captured on CCTV attacking, throwing food at, and verbally abusing an unidentified man and a 16-year-old boy.

It was reported that Barton had consumed 10 pints of lager and 5 bottles of lager prior to the incident. He admitted to having a drinking problem and for several weeks after his initial arrest he was admitted to the Tony Adams's Sporting Chance Clinic for his alcohol problems as part of his bail conditions.

Good luck mate. Don't drop your soap.

Link: Newcastle's Barton Jailed After Admitting Assault

UEFA Champions League Final Trailer

Cheryl Cole Resorts to Cuddling her Pooch

Rather than snuggling up with her untrustworthy husband, Cheryl Cole has turned to the most faithful man in her life, her Chihuahua Buster. After Girls Aloud performed in Brighton last night, Cheryl was reunited with her other companion, who got a ride on her lap from the show to her hotel. Nicola Roberts acted as chauffeur for the evening.

To editorialize for a moment… what an adorable little creature! I think I would probably choose him over Ashley any day. Yes his eyes are bit beady, but those ears are just plain precious! And I’m sure she has a purse somewhere that fits him in it just perfectly. (How emasculating for him.)



Link: With Ashley Still in the Doghouse, Cheryl Cole Turns to a Faithful Companion - Her Chihuahua

Hump Day Celebration: Lukas Podolski... In Bed

Lukas Podolski in bed
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Ferosh Item: 2009 Ferrari GT California

Soon to be found in a ditch or pulled over by the fuzz near every big name training ground in Europe, this hot new ride is the first of its kind to have a retractable hard top.



Link: Ferreira California Revealed

Slick or Ick: The Clarke Brothers

These two lower leaguers look like they might have some hottie potential. According to teammates both have a real sense of humor, pulling gags on the lads all the time. Maybe if you’re in for a good laugh, check out this younger and much poorer version of the Neville brothers.



Nathan’s Bio in Brief (upper left)
Age: 24
Nationality: English (born in Halifax)
Height: 185 cm. (6 ft. 1 inches)
Weight: 80.81 kg (178 lbs.)
Position: Defender
Honours: #43 on FourFourTwo’s list of 2006 Top 50 Football League Players
Marital Status: Unknown

Tom’s Bio in Brief (upper right)
Age: 20
Nationality: English (born in Halifax)
Height: 180 cm. (5 ft. 11 inches)
Weight: 77.18 kg (170 lbs.)
Position: Defender/Midfielder
Honours: Played for England U-18’s and U-19’s
Marital Status: Currently dating someone

Footballers Are Idiots: Arm Wrestling Gone Bad

Lee Thorpe, 32, of Rochdale FC broke his arm in an arm wrestling match on the team coach traveling to Darlington this past Saturday. Manager Keith Hill was reluctant to name Thorpe’s arm wrestling opponent, but teammate Chris Dognall, while speaking to BBC Radio Manchester, was quick to divulge the culprit. Rene Howe was said to be his challenger when his arm broke in three different places. Who gets beaten up by a guy named Rene? I mean, seriously.

Howe was quoted after the Darlington game as saying:

“We do a bit of arm wrestling on the way to matches for a bit of fun and Lee challenged me even though I'd beaten him badly before. I warned him he was going to suffer, but I didn't expect to break his arm. We were wrestling and then there was a loud crack and it turns out he'd broken his arm in three places.”

Link: Thorpe in Arm Wrestling Accident