03 June 2008
WAG Alert: Alex Gerrard, Paris Hilton’s Twin?
The Daily Mail, after seeing Alex Gerrard in this purple maxi-dress number (above right), called her the “spitting image” of Paris Hilton, the American hotel heiress and Hollywood socialite.
“The slicked back blonde hair, silver jewellery and huge shades were eerily similar to the American heiress's trademark look.”
Let me tell you all the things that I take issue with this statement:
1. EVERYONE wears huge sunglasses.
2. Hair color should only be a comparison if it’s their NATURAL hair color.
3. Last time I checked, Alex isn’t an anorexic prat.
4. There’s no Alex Gerrard sex tape, or at least one that we know about yet.
Link: All in a Day's Shopping