27 August 2009
Real Madrid: A Critique
Christoph is looking fabulously man whorish, while Xabi's respectable side part needs to go. And Iker, is that some type of fungus on your face, possibly moss? It was hot when it was just stubble but now it's become a full-on pedo beard.
C-Ron, I love that in the face of media and blogs questioning you sexuality (and your "relationship" with Kaka), you continue to tan, pluck, wax, and indulge in spa treatments to your hearts content. As long as you continue to take you shirt, I don't really care.
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