06 August 2009

Cristiano Regrets Moving to Spain

Because he forgot that his ex/stalker lives there. Silly boy. You know she's going to make things awkward. Like waiting to confront you outside the dance club.

Well done, C-Ron. Make your security detail deal with her so you don't have to make eye contact. Well played, indeed.

I think that might be a voodoo symbol she's giving him. She is a witch you. Or is it b**ch?


At least he has a nice new bachelor pad to hide away in.

Personal Advice to Nereida: Let it go. You look pathetic. And for god sake, learn to keep your clothes on. The public begs you.

pictures via dailymail and The Sun

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