It could be that sun stroke has effected his decision making capabilities...
...or that he is feeling the need to fill the now abandoned slot of the most effeminate player at Manchester United. (Although I'm suspecting that Nani will put up a good fight. Ronaldo has taught him well.)
Perhaps because he was in Israel he thought he was Zohan, but I'm also sensing a hint of Brüno.
Either way its disturbing. Really, incredibly disturbing.
pictures via dailymail