29 April 2010
Alex Gerrard Rumours Run Rapid
First she tried to hide her ring finger, but eventually it was spotted that Alex Gerrard had gone out without her gargantuan diamond finger weight.
Do not be too concerned though, because it was back the next day when she went to Bargain Booze. (Does that place even have anything drinkable that doesn't require a stomach pump?)
So big, so shiny... so jealous.
The non-ring rumours were further escalated by gossip regarding Mrs. Gerrard and this character, Kris Commons.
Holy thightasticness/glutasticness, Batman!
picture via dailymail, The Sun, Click Liverpool, and google images