Creepy, overly enthusiastic smile and overly plucked eyebrows. Check.


Small frame with a nice rack. Check.


Red carpet fashions with a high price tag. Check.


I'm sensing a pattern here.
pictures via google images and dailymail
I'm in love with football. The passion, the obsessive nature, the worshiping, all the symptoms of love are there. Football rules my mind day and night, night and day. It may not send me flowers or tell me that I don’t look fat in that dress, but it gives me butterflies, makes me cry, and makes the hair on the back of my neck stand straight up. Football provides excitement and anxiety, just like any other relationship.







1 comments:
i think they're both very ugly and i can't stand that such a beautiful man has the worst taste in women. why? can't he date normal ones? like... i don't know... me? that saskia chick was the only cute one i've seen around him. but then again, why would i want him dating beautiful women? i wouldn't want him to date women at all... actually. except me!
Post a Comment