28 May 2009

Barcelona Win Champions League!





pictures via The Sun

United WAGs Arrive in Rome






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Manchester United Arriving in Rome








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Louise Redknapp at Charity Match




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Coleen in Curlers... Again



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VfL Wolfsburg Are Bundesliga Champions





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Danielle Lloyd Almost Loses Leg in CLub "Attack"

The evening started out like any normal night at the clubs. Posing for the paparazzi and strutting about confidently.


But while inside, there was a bit of a fracas with two other lady club-goers. There aren't any real details. Some say Danielle was pushed on a glass table, others say she was obnoxiously drunk and dancing on the table when it broke. Either way, there was a lot of blood and nastiness.




Jamie was supposedly very peeved with the photo-taking of his blood-stained girlfriend.


The club shut down the entire VIP section, sending all VIPs to other clubs to seek some privacy.


Danielle got out of the hospital the next day, escorted by Jamie. She had a disgusting, seeping bandage on her leg.

I'm thinking, she'll be steering away from the club scene for awhile.

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Cristiano Hooked Up with Belletti's Sister


It seems that Cristiano Ronaldo has begun seeing Juliano Belletti's sister, Luana. Weird, right? Apparently Juliano introduced the two to eachother. I take issue witha couple things here: A.) Why would you allow your sister to date the enemy? And B.) Why, in god's name, do you think dating Cristiano Ronaldo is a good idea? Well I suppose they look nice together and they're laughing...

...and gazing into eachother's eyes.

Oh vomit...

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Ballers Party who Partied with Jay-Z and Beyonce

Didier Drogba and Salomon Kalou were on hand to welcome the American power couple.


While Nigel Reo-Cocker and Jermain Defoe were there to deplete the coolness factor of the room.


Side Note: Has Jermain been seeing anyone since his break up with Chantelle a few months back? This may be the longest he's been single in the past decade. Could be that he's got the clap.

pictures via The Sun

Elen Rives: The "Single" Life

It's tough being a single mum. Especially when you're in the public eye. I mean, there's birthday parties for your youngest that you have to plan and execute while also sipping champagne and being the party's photographer.


You also have to loiter in front of your new home (that your rich ex bought for you and the bubbas).


You also have to make time for dinner with friends. While at the same time wearing a hideous black pantsuit with no bra.


Then there's the whole matter of the school run. Of course having a personal bodyguard/chauffeur helps the situation.


A family has to eat too.


Most importantly, you have to find the time to get back out there. Enjoy a little public snogging.

Oh yes. Lots of public snogging.


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