Real Madrid's Goal Celebrations

Rafael van der Vaart was VERY excited after he scored. So much so, that his tight-fitting base layers were not enough to conceal said excitement.



Sergio Ramos took it to a whole other level by physically stimulating his excitement.


Wow.


The Ramos also chose to expose some thigh/bum for us as well. Thank you, dahling!


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Steven Gerrard's V-Sign Foolishness

You can take the boy out of Liverpool (or at least to Fromby), but you can't take the Liverpool out of the boy.


picture via Who Ate All the Pies

David Beckham: Another Loan Spell, Another Tattoo

His newest creation, located on the outside of his left bicep, is taken from a Renaissance painting by Italian artist, Francesco Francia. It depicts Cupid caring his wife, Psyche, up to the heavens.


I would just like to make a point of thanking Becks for not tattooing his abdominal region as of yet. We appreciate being able to ogle without distraction.


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WAGs Attend Children's Champions Charity Event

And Jamie Redknapp was there too.



Abbey that's quite a cheeky pose for the red carpet. I think you've been doing too many men's magazine covers lately.


pictures via zimbio and Kickette

Gael Clichy Models Umbro Stealth Boots

Boots? What boots?


Oh those. Why must they be covering him up? Unacceptable.


pictures via umbro blog

Victoria Beckham Enjoys Oscar Parties

She wore a dress of her own design, as well as a massive sapphire ring. Her hair was pulled back in a messy bun.



She mingled with Hollywood celebrities like Elton John, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Klum.



But more awesomely, Betty White!

Simon Cowell's fiance, Mezghan Hussainy, also wore one of Victoria's designs!

Official World Cup Pepsi Commercial

video via youtube

Ashley Cole in France, Cheryl Visits Denmark

Ashley is in France getting physical therapy on his fractured ankle, which he suffered against Everton a couple weeks back. More importantly, he's not wearing his wedding band.



Whilst Ashley is away, Cheryl has been working hard. She was in Denmark performing on their version of The X-Factor.



Arriving in Denmark, she seemed almost scared of the attention she was getting.



She wore her normal Fight for this Love garb for her performance.


And during her interview she wore a Hervé Léger dress.


When leaving the land of the Danes, she acted peculiar, covering up her mouth with her scarf. I thought, at first, that she got some lip work done.



But it was later discovered that she has a cold sore. Nice.


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Manchester United's Roadside Queue

Isn't there a less public place for them to wait for the coach? Surely.

Or this is every female driver's fantasy bunch of hitchhikers. Hop in, lads.

picture via The Sun

Carly and Joey Cole Take a Stroll

picture via Kickette

Steven Gerrard Visits 10 Downing Street

The England vice-captain was there to represent the national team alongside Gordon Brown, the South African team captain, Aaron Mokoena, and the President of the Republic of South Africa, Jacob Zuma.



These suits are lovely. Hope I see them more in South Africa.


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One of These Things is Not Like the Others: France Trains

It can't be that cold, Nico?

picture via daylife

Danielle Lloyd Announces Pregnancy

And hasn't taken her hands away from her belly bump since.


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