Alex Gerrard Enjoys Holiday with Daughters

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Frank Lampard Has a Marvelous Backside

Don't get me wrong, Frank is a hottie, and I adore him as a whole. But can I just confess that when he turns around, he's just like ten times more attractive. From his muscular back, down to his bum and meaty hamstrings, and then continue your visual journey to those glorious calves. My lord, he's delectable.


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Joe Hart Does Striptease in Training Ground Car Park

This man is obviously very comfortable with taking his clothes off. No that we, at all, take issue with this. In fact, we rather applaud Joe Hart for his actions.

He really has no shame. Not that he should, with that bum.

If you're looking to possibly purchase these pants for your beau (because don't we all wish that whoever we're dating could look just a little bit more like Mr. Hart), they're from Bjorn Borg.

The clothes did have to eventually come back on, but I think we can all agree, that we hope this behavior is continued, and rewarded.

In the end, well all know he should be doing all lot more of this and a lot LESS of this.


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Carly Cole Shows Her Liverpool Support

...with her credit card.


Well done!


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Danielle Lloyd and Little Archie in OK Magazine

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Thierry Henry Attends Basketball Game with Tony Parker

The two mates brought their significant others to a match between the national basketball teams of France and the USA. Don't the ladies just look so thrilled to be there.

This is neither the time or place to be sucking face... ugh.

That's a good idea, send them shopping for something.


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Simply Gratuitous: David Beckham Trains with Galaxy

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The Terry Clan Enjoy a Night Out

John's mum is such a royal mess. I'd be surprised if she didn't have a few candlesticks in that handbag of hers.



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Joey Barton's Stache: Dark Magic?

picture via Who Ate All the Pies (edited for humor by me)

Carly Cole's New Headwear is Ghastly

I cannot allow this behavior to continue... seriously.


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Christine Bleakley Attends Posh Wedding, Alone

She still had time to let Frank leave the house wearing something like this...

What... the... f**k?

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Alex Gerrard Prepares for Night Out

She was at Jane Fullerton to get her hair done before a night out at San Carlo in Liverpool. Torn leggings? Acid-washed jeans? What on earth was she thinking?


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The Beckham Boys at the Teen Choice Awards

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Abbey Clancy Kisses Horse, Not Peter

Ever since all this nonsense about Peter and some teenage prostitute came out in the papers, Abbey has been dedicating lots of her time to her horse. On a few occasions, Toni Terry has joined her, perhaps sharing some advice about cheating footballers.





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Real Madrid Play LA Galaxy

Becks was there, of course. He said hello to former teammates, opponents, and basically the entire opposing, Real Madrid squad. Cristiano Ronaldo sported a popped collar and huge stylish watch.

Xabi Alonso has trimmed his ginger beard. (I approve.)

I very much enjoy the casual polo and khakis look that Real Madrid has taken on as their traveling attire. Especially when it's worn by Esteban Granero.

New-comer, Sergio Canales was looking like Mrs. Robinson material young and fresh, but in need of a haircut.


Of course, this is what you're all looking for, I'm sure


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