TerryGate 2010: To Put it Simply

I think this is a good enough explanation/visual for people to understand the disturbing sitchu.


I thought a visual of an abortion would just be taking it a step too far.

picture via ONTD

WAGs Dining Together: Toni, Elen, and Abbey

They all went to Nobu in Berkeley, along with Abbey's mum. (Who looks totally fabu. We don't have to wonder where Abbey gets her good looks.) I wonder what they were celebrating? Abbey's recent engagement or perhaps Peter's impending Spurs deal. I'm sure Abbey is thrilled at the possibility of returning to London. They might even be celebrating Toni dying her hair a lovely shade of chocolate brown. Lovely, dahling!

Oh, and yes, Abbey's shirt is indeed see-through. Classy.


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Wedding Bells: Joe Cole and Carly Zucker

Held at the Royal Hospital Chelsea, the wedding was looking to be one of the more lower budget WAG weddings.


John Terry and his wife, Toni, were on hand. (Although it looks like the ruffle fairy vomited all over Mrs. Terry's dress. Unfortunate really; her shoes are ferosh.)


The Carricks were also in attendance. Joe and Michael were together at the West Ham academy and Joe and Carly were present at the Man United ace's wedding last summer.


Scott Sinclair represented a part of the Chelsea contingent, while Vanessa Perroncel, along with boyfriend Wayne Bridge, enjoyed the festivities.


Random tacky young ladies somehow scored invites as well. (WTF?)


The Coles had a picture deal with Hello!, available in stands now!


pictures via zimbio and dailymail

Chelsea Post Champion's League Knock-Out

JT sulked home with wife, Toni Poole.


Frank went to dinner with his dad and sister at Carpaccio Restaurant and then headed to Raffles nightclub for a more somber drinking session with his mates.



If he wasn't ringing me up to come over than who was he chatting up? Hmmmm...


While John Obi Mikel hit up Movida nightclub...


pictures via zimbio and dailymail

Chelsea Boys Party About Town

John Terry and his wife, Toni Poole, hosted Elen Rives to dinner at Zuma in Knightsbridge. Elen moved on to Raffles nightclub after parting from the Chelsea captain and his WAG.



Less than a mile away, Frank Lampard dined at Carpaccio in Chelsea.


He was joined by his father, Frank Snr, Petr Cech, Henrique Hilario, and a mystery brunette.

After dinner, Lampard moved on to Boujis nightclub with the brunette, where he indulged in some Cuervo Platino tequila. He finally emerged from the club at 4:30AM.

In Mayfair, Dider Drogba, Michael Essien, and Salomon Kalou had dinner at Sumosan before hitting up Funky Buddha.


pictures via dailymail and The Sun

Bridgey Leaves The Bridge: Sad Day for Lip-Lovers

Yeah so maybe I was wrong about the rumors being rubbish, but a girl can dream right. Bridgey is one of my favorite players at Chelsea, which probably has more to do with him being English and having dashing good looks. But what I, and my best friend especially, will miss most from this handsome fellow are his beautiful pouty lips. Mine have now turned over into a frown and are trembling to hold back the tears.


You were a good lad for Chelsea and I promise not to boo you, not even in my head. When I see you on duty for England, you shall bring nothing but giddy cheers from my lips. I will miss you immensely Bridgey.


In a other Wayne news, the other English lads at Chelsea took Bridgey to Whiskey Mist to celebrate his departure. Some were better dressed than others. I’m assuming I don’t have to explain that reference. You all know who I speak of so disdainfully. (Yeah it’s the scary one who’s eyebrows are so over-plucked that she looks constantly surprised.)




pictures via jamd and kickette

Link: Bridge Move Completed

Chelsea Lads Have Bash at China Tang

…oh and past players too.


…and lame former managers as well.


Looks pretty lame if you ask me.

pictures via dailymail