Fabio Cannavaro on Holiday (in Miami)

He's 36? Seriously? He must have the best gene pool... ever.


Miami must be the new hot spot for footballer's holidays. (Step over, Barbados.)

pictures via Dona da Bola and Kickette

Luca Toni Rides Scooter Bike on Holiday

Although these are from July, no matter what time of year, men on feminine scooters are always funny.

pictures via zimbio

Italians Train Then Take Flight

Mmmmmmmm... Italian suits.



pictures via getty images

Italian National Team "Trains"

If you can consider wrestling and sitting in chairs training.





pictures via getty images

Birthday Wishes: February 19th

Gianluca Zambrotta (32) AC Milan and Italy


Steve Cherundolo (29) Hannover 96 and United States... check out those American thighs!


Nicky Shorey (28) Aston Villa and England


Kyle Martino (28) LA Galaxy and United States


Marta Vieira da Silva (23) Los Angeles Sol and Brazil

pictures via jamd

“Hand-Butt” Looks Lovely, With or Without a Shirt

Dubbed as such since the days of EURO 2008, Fabio “Hand-butt” Cannavaro, has returned from injury and is finding some success on and off the pitch.


He appeared in the Brazil match this week. Also celebrating the best football past time of exchanging kits after the match. (Thank you very much.)


He was also out and about at Milan Fashion Week with the wifey. She perturbs me. Not pretty, too tall, and a little tubbo, no? (Yes, I know, I’m totally going to hell.) But shouldn’t Fabio be with some drop dead gorgeous Italian supermodel? Her presence has to be against some sort of natural law or something.


He's seriously gorgeous though. I think it's the dimples.

pictures via facebook and jamd

Italians Make Some Awkward Television

It's like watching a train wreck. Or maybe it's more like watching your mate get a lap dance from a stripper at their stag party. So incredibly bloody awkward...



I know there's no audio. Yes, I'm disappointed too.


pictures via dailymail, video via The Spoiler

EURO 2008: Dutchtastic Afternoon

I spent a lovely afternoon chatting with the ladies over at This is Extra Time yesterday whilst amusing myself watching the Netherlands wallop Italy, and avoiding eye contact with coworkers and superiors.

It was a fabulous game with the Netherlands dominating the majority of the match. It was the first time in 30 years that the Dutch had defeated the Italians, while making the task look practically effortless. The Italians looked to be stricken with some internal turmoil. Not a good sign.



Amongst game commentary and actual talk of football, topics such as “hand-butt,” Italian dirtiness, bottoms, thighs, calves, and knees were all discussed throughout. Needless to say, my afternoon was well spent.



Side Note: Congratulations to Wesley for scoring on his 24th birthday! Quite the pressie!

Link: UEFA Match Report: Netherlands 3 – 0 Italy