Wes Brown in Las Vegas

Wes Brown was partying at the N9NE Steakhouse in the Palms Casino with fellow United teammate Danny Simpson, along with Jermaine Pennant (Liverpool), Jonathan Fortune (Charlton), Graham Stack (Plymouth Argyle) and Adam Lallana (Southampton).

Seeing that the season was officially over, the footballers wanted to engulf themsleves in tasty foods and expensive water:

The group enjoyed a five course meal of shellfish platters, signature garbage salads, halibut, lamb chops and filet surf and turf for the main course. For dessert they indulged with smores, cheesecake, Oreo cookie ice cream and espresso shots. They drank wine and Fiji water throughout the course of the meal.

Oh yes and big-chested blonde bunnies too. Can't forget about the bunnies.



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Miss Great Britain Pageant: Footballers and WAG Wannabes Attend

Portsmouth players, David James and Jermain Defoe were in attendance at the female heavy event. (Not surprising from the latter.)


Oh yeah, Jermain Defoe and Jermaine Pennant totally showed up in the exact same dodgy jacket. Hysterical!


Chanelle Hayes and Charlotte Mears were there to fill the Z-ist WAG wannabe/used-to-be quota.


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Pennant Pulls Ex, Back with Metcalfe

Think Jermaine is feeling a little lonely and desperate now that he's moved South? I'd say so.



It seems we have a front runner for Man-Ho of the Year...


And seriously, invest in some new shoes Mr. Pennant.

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Jermaine Pennant Loaned to Pompey

Link: Portsmouth Secure Jermaine Pennant on Loan

Liverpool Xmas Party, WAGs Included

The Liverpool players and their WAGs arrived at Circo to enjoy a little holiday fun. Skipper, Steven Gerrard and wife Alex (above), stuck to classic black and winter white tones. Claudine Palmer, wife of Robbie Keane, chose to jazz up the party with a little color, all be it, not Liverpool red, but rather nice shade of Chelsea blue. Jermaine Pennant was also in attendance with his girlfriend Amii.




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Crime Watch: Pennant and Santa Cruz Robbed

There seems to be a serious problem for Liverpool players. Jermaine Pennant became the ninth Liverpool player in the past two years to be robbed. Some numnuts bashed their Landrover through his gate and bashed into his mansion in an attempt to break in. (I will take this time to insert a little physics lesson for future robbers: In the battle between the thin metal of a Landrover frame and a 2 foot think stone wall, who will escape unscathed? That’s right, the big thick wall.) Pennant apparently chased the robbers away by appearing in his jammies, waving a flashlight. The incinerated Landrover was found later around a pole containing bolt cutters in the back seat.

Link: Ram-Raid Gang Smash into Liverpool Star Jermaine Pennant's Mansion



While Roque Santa Cruz was with Blackburn playing away at Portsmouth, his wife, Giselle, was held at knifepoint and told to offload a large amount of expensive jewellery. It’s been reported that their children, Tobias (4) and Fiorella (3) witnessed the attack. No one was injured, but Giselle and the children are seriously shaken.

Link: Rovers Star's Wife in Raid Ordeal

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Jermaine Pennant + No England Call Up = Drunk in Public

The math is all there. I mean, there can be no other logical explanation besides that he has the spare time. And when ballers get that spare time, they utilize it. Mostly with booze and ladies. Seeing that Jermaine here has recently announced his engagement to Page 3 girl, Amii Grove, he chose the booze. Hope you had a fun night there, kiddo.


Personal Note: That may be the dodgiest sweater, like, ever.

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