Kai Rooney: Posh and Privileged

His last name is Rooney and he's actually adorable, a genetic advancement that I solely credit to Coleen.


Plus, he has a Bentley car seat. A BENTLEY CAR SEAT. It probably costs more than all the furniture in my flat combined. Seriously.

Lastly, but definitely not least, his passport has more stamps in it than most of the world and he only turns two on November 2nd. What the hell...

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WAG Spotting: Sheree Murphy's Farewell Do

She's off to live in Australia with Harry and the family. Of course, get together brought out the likes of northwest WAGs and soap stars. Noteworthy mention... Alex Gerrard's shoes are freaking amazing.


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Bridge and Sandford at Roberto Cavalli Store Launch

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School Ties: Bleakley Back in Belfast

She headed back to her alma mater, in uniform, to increase viewer ratings for a "Back to School" segment for her failing show, Daybreak. I wonder how much Frank Lampard paid so she could keep the uniform...


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Ice Cream for Sandford, Wayne Remains in Rover

I can just see how this went down..

Frankie: I want some ice cream.
Wayne: I'll pull over but I'm not getting out of the car.
Frankie: Fine, but I'm not bringing you anything.
Wayne: If you want to get back into the car, you'll bring me some.
Frankie: Ugh, you are so spoiled.
Wayne: You are so whipped. Go get my ice cream, lady.




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Rules of Engagement: Lampard and Bleakley

It's finally happened. It may have been inevitable, but that doesn't make it any easier.


Toofer, you are one lucky git.


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Summer Baby Bump: Alex Gerrard

It was announced last week that Mrs. Gerrard is pregnant with her third child. Congrats, Alex!


On the other hand, I will not use pregnancy hormones as an excuse for an outfit like this... I mean, honestly.


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Sylvie van der Vaart Masters Orange

Well she is Dutch after all.

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Coleen Rooney Attends Match with Family and Friends

She's looking a little Jolly-Striped-Giant in those platform heels. Hope she didn't have to climb any stairs...


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Louise Redknapp is Keeping Herself Busy

And she's looking pretty fab while doing it!



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Is Alex Gerrard Fashionable or Fusty?

What is going on with her blouses? Did she steal them from a granny? I know being old-fashioned has somehow become cool (thanks Henry Holland...), but my opinion is that those fashions should be saved when you no longer have that youthful figure. Don't waste these years.

I'm not going to deny that there's nothing wrong with a good game of bingo, though.

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Coleen's Bikini Body in Barbados

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Yummy Mummies: Abbey Clancy and her Mum

Abbey and her mum were out shopping in Liverpool with baby Sophia Ruby. You gotta start training them when they're young, right.

New mum, Abbey, was looking fabulous in skinny jeans. Already. Bish.


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Sylvie van der Vaart Hosts "Let's Dance"

She looks absolutely adorable, but I think that is the most ill-fitting tuxedo... ever.



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Coleen Rooney's Teeny-Weeny Yellow Striped Bikini

Coleen is in Barbados with her mum, brother, and little Kai. It's thoroughly enjoyable that now that she's left the country it's been in the mid-upper 50's and sunny. God obviously enjoys a Coleen-free UK...



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Alex Gerrard Takes Girls to Bieber Concert

I hate when parents dress their kids in matching outfits. Is it really necessary? Although, it really doesn't surprise me coming from Alex. Some days she can't even dress herself...


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Bridge and Sandford Out at Nozomi

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Victoria Beckham Hides Baby Bump with Massive Clutch

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