Footballers at the Basketball in London

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Theo Walcott Celebrates 21st Birthday

I think Melanie looks lovely, but I'm not really understanding the collar of Theo's white shirt. (What the hell is that?)

The festivities were attended by fellow Arsenal teammates, Eduardo, Sol Campbell, Gael Clichy, Andrei Arshavin, and their significant others.



Gareth Bale, who played on the Southampton youth team with Walcott, was also there (in the shiniest pair of pants I've seen since Steven Gerrard and Jamie Redknapp rocked the look.)


If you didn't know, Theo stole his cake from an 8-year-old.


pictures via dailymail and The Sun

Gael Clichy Models Umbro Stealth Boots

Boots? What boots?


Oh those. Why must they be covering him up? Unacceptable.


pictures via umbro blog

Arsenal Players Mobbed at Milshake City Openning

Jack Wilshere and Gael Clichy attended the opening of Milkshake City in Finchley, north London. Overjoyed fans clamored for autographs, which caused the two to promptly leave.

Why in god's name would you go to such event? I mean, it's not like you want to be seen slurping down massive milkshakes. It's not a classy club opening or anything worth attending. And Gael, definitely not a good idea to bring the lady friend. She looks pissed. Any event that involves a shirtless man with a chest painted like a cow, who's on stilts in cow pants, is not something you, as professional footballers, want to go to. End of story.



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Arsenal Lads Celebrate Winning Emirates Cup

You're right, that's reason to celebrate. Winning your OWN tournament. Whoopty-freakin-doo.




Bendtner even managed to pull.


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Arsenal Step Out, Fittingly

Inspired by Michael Jackson's return to London, Nicklas Bendtner chose to wear a scarf from MJ's Thriller video circa 1982. Didn't realize he appreciated 80's pop culture so much. Who knew?



William Gallas looked his usual garishness, while at the other end of the lurid scale, Cesc Fabregas was his usual ho-hum. And Gael Clichy was... welll, predictably French.