Steven Gerrard Opens Warehouse Bar

At least here he can pick what music should be played.

Regretting the short skirt decision, Alex?




pictures via Goaly Moly and dailymail

Liverpool's Bubbas on Lap of Honour

Ugh, after that, my ovaries hurt. Perhaps Fernando Torres sticking his tongue out will help.


pictures via Kickette and zimbio

Liverpool's New '10-'11 Home Kits

They just don't look right without Carlsberg. Makes me sad.

For some reason they let some random bird model the new kit. Oh wait, nope. Just Fernando Torres. (The fact that he makes a prettier girl than I'll ever be is just disturbing. So incredibly disturbing.)


There's a behind-the-scenes video of the photo shoot as well. Gerrard says the darndest things...


pictures via dailymail and Kickette

Boys Will Be Boys: Training Ground Snowball Fights

The Liverpool lads had a bit of fun at the expense of a select few. We also learn some things, or perhaps not, about the player's personalities.



For instance, Javier Mascherano is revengeful. (Duh.)


Alberto Aquilani likes discretion and prefers to stay under the radar, until at last he strikes.


And all the others are just blatant children.



The Chelsea lads chose to take aim at the camera and the press staff. Joe Cole took an open shot.


While Petr Cech and Henrique Hilario enjoyed tossing a few at fellow players.


pictures via dailymail, liverpool.tv, and chelseafc.com

Liverpool Falls to Lyon

Gerrard started the match but only played 20 minutes before being substituted.



Then he joined the likes of the perpetually injured Fernando Torres, in the stands.



Pepe was sad...


Kuyt did well to keep his face covered. So much better...


pictures via zimbio and The Sun