My Relationship With Football

At least here he can pick what music should be played. Regretting the short skirt decision, Alex? pictures via Goaly Moly and dailymail

Ugh, after that, my ovaries hurt. Perhaps Fernando Torres sticking his tongue out will help. pictures via Kickette and zimbio

They just don't look right without Carlsberg. Makes me sad. For some reason they let some random bird model the new kit. Oh wait, nope. ...

The Liverpool lads had a bit of fun at the expense of a select few. We also learn some things, or perhaps not, about the player's person...

Gerrard started the match but only played 20 minutes before being substituted. Then he joined the likes of the perpetually injured Fernando ...